Naaahhhh-ration

I truly hate narration with a vengeance. I know what your thinking, 'what the chick who has the never ending external monologue, the one chick radio show', no way, she never shuts up!
Well after spending 2 whole days writing narration and losing it off the computer this morning, I never ever want to attempt it again. Dam you vulture culture.

Now if the task was to have a free running commentary on ‘the dog race’ like a sports event, well that’s right up my alley. Me and Draino had some great lines for it ready and waiting. I hate how every word is preconceived and calculated, hence that is what narration is, but I prefer more free styled, sporadic comments with some cheese, bad puns and one liners chucked in for effect, finished off with a quick pointless personal reflection to end. Or the classic "In a world , where one man must over come all odds to save the only thing he loves....." Ahhhh thats definately how I'm going to open a natural history film.

Narration….. naaahhh.