Teams Teams Teams.

My problem is that I commit to too many teams and never really totally devote myself to one (with the exemption of Frisbee Golf which was a 3 year love affair). Ok so far we have a ping pong, badminton, soccer, D&D group and now that summer is coming i will have to commit to the Lawn Bowls team. Where is the time for all these, hence skool rules my life and i have a film to deliver, well to start really.

Great to see the other night that NZ destroyed Wales in the lawn bowls finals. . Indeed the profile of players in lawn bowls these days has stepped up more than a few notches. There are wanna be Beckhams strutting their stuff with low-riding trousers and mowhaks, Lawn bowls is becoming streetwise.Don't worry Laura, Scotland is still the hottest team. Wales however is still giving the sport bad press with their daggy outfits and balding men. NZ, AUS and Scotland have the package.

These undervalued teams are great entertainment with added perve value just like tennis, even the olympic curling teams had hotties (again Scotland is at the top). Last night Morris said that Russia's womens curling team had great.... technique.

Nothing like a bit of healthy competition to get you all hot under the collar with a bit of verbal ref abuse on the side. I'm learning the art of this gradually.

jelly wrestling in leotards.

great to hear you all want me and Mark to jelly wrestle, and in leotards too, great request. It will be kicking off this weekend, so book tickets NOW!

Ahh so the pitches huh, well they weren't to bad really. Me and Mark were going to bring the house down with our 'Stray Cats' dance routiene in leopard leotards, but unfortunately at the last minute Mark suffered a groin injury while rehearsing the 'swazey' leap into the audience. I think it was the tension of his tights that were to blame. Ahh Mark you are a man of many talents.

Alround the pitches were great, we have definately improved kids. How about we do another round where we have to improvise each others. Wicked I want to create a music video for Lou and Sarah's Beech tree, (you know what song to use dont you!) and then make an action slaughter short flick of Dywane's. Someone should turn ours into a catfood commercial. Ahhh soo much talent, so many possibilities.

Dear Blog, Sorry!

Dear Blog, sorry I have neglected you for so long, yes I have become completely pre-occupied with those two Blokes and other infatuations such as shops, boat sheds, old men and all things mint green. I know I have spent most of my time with them..... yes laughing at their quirks and falling for their charms, but believe me when I say they are finally out of the picture, they are burnt to disc and finished with. I promise I will devote my attention back to you. sorry , forgive me.

Hey! Old Man.

So the team is all paired up. Yip its me and my character companion Mark. We just need to fall in love with a mutual character, so we don't have to jelly wrestle over it.
How about "Most Extreme Southern Characters". That's bound to excite 4 people in the Southland. Its a countdown of weird and wacky characters who go to extremes just to be.... well, weird and wacky out there chracters.
Like 'Junk Man', 'Cat Lady', 'Old Geeza', 'Bush Wooky', 'Shed Hermit', and many more. A show piece glorifiyng there uniquesness. Its a winner dam it. Why didn't I pitch this. Or a series called 'The Character Hunter', in which we search the country for the most perfect characters for a ridiculous sit com. Come on show ponies, we're hunting you down.

So I was working on this old man idea for my music video, which didn't really work out due to the lack of old men out there willing to let me expoilt them, fair enough, so i packed that idea in and moved onto BLOKES. Yip real good old kiwi blokes. Now they are all super willing to play it up for the camera. So I found two who are brilliant and I barely had to direct due to their natural talent. The scenarios I came up with were actually their daily routienes which consisted of; pub, place bets at the TAB, pool, fill the crates, more TAB, a bit of footy and so on. So they were born for the role. 'Blokes' will be coming your way soon, stay tuned.