I wish I existed in your universe.

I saw a poster today that said 'I wish I existed in your universe'. I felt a little sad for the person who wrote that and it stayed with me all day, but if you turn it around you could read it as ' Who do I want to exist in my universe'? This was a great question to ask for the nautral history film I'm about to make. Ideally I want an outspoken, charasmatic, humouros character to spring out of the woodwork very soon. How am I going to find them? If you fit this description and have a story that will change the way of thinking world over, please reply asap.